Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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