Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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