Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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