Pappa wants mamma naked
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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