I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
