I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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