so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
