The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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