I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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