Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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