once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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