I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
That was before I lit my hair on fire
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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