Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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