Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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