So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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