I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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