There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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