yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
