Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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