I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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