You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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