wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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