I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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