Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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