READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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