It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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