well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
