all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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