I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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