I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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