NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize