My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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