Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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