my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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