wrigley field is MILF paradise
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
