I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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