Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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