You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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