she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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