Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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