quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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