You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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