I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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