They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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