Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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