whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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