I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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