Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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