Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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