dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
false alarm. still invincible.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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