I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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