I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's like heaven, but drunker
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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