he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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