this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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