Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
